Still King of Flappies

Even though the creator of Flappy Bird took it down, that didn't stop me from racking up a sweet score. His life may be miserable, as is yours, because of Flappy Bird; but mine is dy-no-mite. 

First, I have to give credit to my brother Ang for beating my score by 2 tubes. Praise be upon him. He is so awesome at Flappy Bird, so on and so forth. 

Second, you know your king wouldn't let anyone of his followers beat his score for long. So just as quickly as I was bested, I bested the bestie. Follow me here. I beat his score. I got a 64. 

Well, off to conquer the next great quest. I've heard promising reviews of Flappy Jellyfish.

Like a Flappy Boss

Attention my royal subjects! Your king has issued a challenge.

After just a few short tries I've managed to get a 50 on Flappy Bird. This is not a big deal to me because I'm so awesome, but you will undoubtably be in amazement of this feat.

The challenge is as follows.

Whomever is first to best my score in one week or less from this post will receive a glowing shower of praise on this blog from his highness. You will be immortalized on the internet until such time as this whole internet fad passes.

I will require a screen shot emailed to me as proof of your accomplishment, and your picture if you so choose.

Good luck you wretched non flapping lot.

His Highness,

Hammer