How do you answer this?

A few weeks back we took my 3 year old daughter swimming with her male cousin. She looks up to him and when he took his shirt off to swim she wanted to do the same. At that point my wife and I started having talks with her about modesty and not letting boys see your bathing suit parts. We talked about how boys and girls use seperate bathrooms and how it's ok to change in front of girls but not boys. We told her one day when her little brother Jonny gets older they'll change separately. She was ok with the whole thing and never brought it up again. 

Fast forward to last week. I'm getting out of the shower and forgot to lock the door. She comes busting in as I'm reaching for a towel. I thought I was in the clear but then she asks me, "what was that daddy?"

"Nevermind", I said. "Hurry up and get out of here so daddy can dry off". 

You could see the wheels turning as she stood there in silence looking at my towel. I was nervous wondering what she'd ask next. 

"Daddy, since you're a boy and Jonny is a boy does that mean he can see your big huge weiner?"

"Go ask your mother" was all I could think to reply. 

Still King of Flappies

Even though the creator of Flappy Bird took it down, that didn't stop me from racking up a sweet score. His life may be miserable, as is yours, because of Flappy Bird; but mine is dy-no-mite. 

First, I have to give credit to my brother Ang for beating my score by 2 tubes. Praise be upon him. He is so awesome at Flappy Bird, so on and so forth. 

Second, you know your king wouldn't let anyone of his followers beat his score for long. So just as quickly as I was bested, I bested the bestie. Follow me here. I beat his score. I got a 64. 

Well, off to conquer the next great quest. I've heard promising reviews of Flappy Jellyfish.

Like a Flappy Boss

Attention my royal subjects! Your king has issued a challenge.

After just a few short tries I've managed to get a 50 on Flappy Bird. This is not a big deal to me because I'm so awesome, but you will undoubtably be in amazement of this feat.

The challenge is as follows.

Whomever is first to best my score in one week or less from this post will receive a glowing shower of praise on this blog from his highness. You will be immortalized on the internet until such time as this whole internet fad passes.

I will require a screen shot emailed to me as proof of your accomplishment, and your picture if you so choose.

Good luck you wretched non flapping lot.

His Highness,

Hammer