So I'm on a work trip to West Virginia and on the ride out I heard this great story that I had to share. As always I've changed the names of those involved to protect the guilty.
Joe, Bill & Bob were coming back from a similar work trip and decided to stop by a titty bar before heading home. Bill & Bob were both married but figured what there wives don't know won't hurt them. Once they got to the bar and threw back a few cold ones Joe paid one of the ladies to give Bill a lap dance. Bill squirmed and squealed as he knew he would soon smell like a stripper, and any wife could pick up on that from a thousand yards down wind. On the way home Bill was freaking out. "My wife is gonna know. She's gonna smell this perfume on me. BLAH BLAH BLAH". So Joe has a plan. He tells Bill that he can go to his bachelor pad and wash his clothes and take a shower while Joe drops Bob off. Then Joe would swing back by, pick him up and take him home smelling fresh and innocent. So it was agreed.
There Bill was freshly showered, in his underwear, sitting on Joe's couch and waiting for his clothes to dry. Little did he know that Joe's parents had come by to check on the place while Joe was out of town. Joe's mom walked in to find Bill in his underwear watching TV and the only thing he could get out was, "Uh uh uh uh, I work with Joe." She immediately walked out without saying a word. Minutes later Joe came home to find Bill freaking out. "Your moms gonna think we're queer or something." "Don't worry", said Joe. "I'll straighten it out." Joe, being the funny guy that he is, called his mom right there and said, "hey Mom, so I guess you met my boyfriend."
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