Few things in this world are more gratifying than getting paid to take
a shit and blogging your personal column at the same time. True, fast
go carts are close, but not as gratifying, unless you're getting paid
to ride them too.
Usually I save my blogging for quiet moments at home but I knew that
certain loyal fans, who we'll call Chris, were eager for some fresh
World According to Hammer. So here goes.
This weekend some friends and I watched the UFC fights. First, I was
so disappointed that BJ Penn lost by a bullshit decision. Bu in the
world according to Hammer, you better knock a guy out and process to
the world that it's your belt, never leave it to the judges BJ.
Second, the Anderson Silva vs. Some Loser fight. I have to say that
Silva is by far the most skilled UFC fighter out there. He'll probably
crush GSP in their upcoming fight. However I have to point out that I
completely hated the taunting and poor showmanship display that was
put on by Silva. He fans may enjoy a little taunt, but only if you're
gonna finish the guy immediately after. Silva never closed the deal.
He's like some slut who tells you how good the pussy is over and over
but all she does is rub your balls till they're blue. That's Silva to
me, a ball rubbing media slut. In the world according to Hammer this
shit would not stand. If I were Dana White I'd have sent a crew of
pipe weilding, butch bulldyke truckers into that ring and given the
fans a real show while they went ape shit on Silva's skinny femanine
legs. Then I'd flush his career like I'm now doing with this turd. My
only prayer is that GSP will be able to break Silva's leg when they
fight. Go French Canada.
Till next time, that's the world according to Hammer.
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