If I were homeless

This one time, Tony and I saw one of these in an old Peddler's Mall
parking lot. We were gonna take it home but it wouldn't fit in the
Freestyle. As we walked back from the car Tony said, "Man, if I was
homeless with kids I'd be rocking that thing." we laughed our asses off.
Now go forth my legions of loyal fans and spread the word of how funny
that shit was, in the world according to Hammer.